Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Cringeworthy Asian alert: Among the four dolts arrested for attempted, er, buggery of Sen. Mary Landrieu is this bolthole, Stan Dai

That's Stan Dai of Lisle, Illinois, a PoliSci major at George Washington University and a dyed (Dai'd?) in the wool conserva-clone. Like three of his equally youthful and stupid comrades in the Krazy Buggery Mad-venture, James O'Keefe and Joe Basel, Dai is the editor of a "conservative alternative newspaper" on his campus (the fourth member of the quartet is a mere blogger, but gets triple idjit credit for being the son of William Flanagan, the acting U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Louisiana). Bottom line: Dai's a disgrace both to the Asian Peoples and to the decaying corpse of what was once journalism

Apparently, he may also be a spook-in-training, not surprising for a right-wing GWU PoliSci major. Oh yes: He also suffers from a fixation with his phallus, having written a shockingly bad parody of "The Vagina Monologues" called, unsurprisingly, "The Penis Monologues." Here's a sample, and I'm deeply sorry to foist this on you, as it makes me ashamed to be an Asian with a penis:

My Angry Penis
MY PENIS IS ANGRY!!!!!!! You want to know what happened to my penis? Joan happened to my penis! There I was, sleeping peacefully when Joan stormed in and dragged me out for “an educational program.” I thought was going to see Mr. Rogers! But nooooooo! It turned out to be the “Whine-gina Monologues!”

Much more embarrassment here. Dead-on snark at the top of the comments: "The John Yoo of the future."

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